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{ 2006 08 10 }

“Why do they hate airplanes?”

Scrappleface asks: Why do they hate airplanes?

The expert panel will examine various theories about why airplanes engender such hatred among devoted followers of a peaceful religion.

“Is it the horrendous noise? The speed? The condensation trails?” said one unnamed source close to the panel, listing some of the areas of inquiry the experts plan to pursue. “Because if it’s any of those things, we can get to work on engineering changes to make airplanes more tolerable to our Muslim brothers.”

Posted by Suzannah on Thursday, August 10, 2006, at 4:06 pm, and filed under Funny and Frivolous, Global War on Terror. Follow any responses to this post with its comments RSS feed. You can post a comment or trackback from your blog.

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  1. Rex | August 10, 2006 at 10:48 pm | Permalink

    Why do they hate airplanes?

    What is the price of a one-way flight? Tell me the cost and I will tell you how much a terrorist needs to spend to get a ready made high-impact bomb.

  2. Mike the Eyeguy | August 11, 2006 at 9:40 am | Permalink

    Mrs X,

    Good to see some activity from the Ex-household. Tell Mr. X that we miss him and that he needs to get off his duffer and put up some posts. :-)

  3. Mike the Eyeguy | August 11, 2006 at 9:43 am | Permalink

    Ok, maybe that should read,”…get on his duff and put up some posts.”

  4. extremist | August 11, 2006 at 5:43 pm | Permalink

    Hey, this place needed some estrogen. Apparently, the only way to get her to post was to stop posting myself. :)

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