The Kerry Legacy
Count your blessings Democrats! You might still be a little disappointed that John Kerry couldn’t win the presidency two years ago, but look on the bright side. If he had won, what brave soul in the Senate would have had the vision and leadership to sponsor this historic legislation? The following is a list of bills introduced yesterday by the junior Senator from Massachusetts:
S.2574 : A bill to suspend temporarily the duty on certain golf club driver heads.
S.2575 : A bill to suspend temporarily the duty on certain golf club fairway heads.
S.2576 : A bill to suspend temporarily the duty on certain golf club driver heads of titanium.
S.2577 : A bill to suspend temporarily the duty on certain golf club driver heads with plasma welded face plate.
S.2578 : A bill to suspend temporarily the duty on certain golf club driver heads with rhombus shaped center face.
S.2579 : A bill to suspend temporarily the duty on certain leather basketballs.
S.2580 : A bill to suspend temporarily the duty on certain rubber basketballs.
S.2581 : A bill to suspend temporarily the duty on certain volleyballs.
S.2582 : A bill to suspend temporarily the duty on certain basketballs.
S.2583 : A bill to suspend temporarily the duty on certain synthetic basketballs.
How about we suspend permanently the career of a certain billionaire politician from Massachusetts with a rhombus shaped face?
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