It’s coming right for us!
This can’t be for real, but an article on Yahoo! “Entertainment News and Gossip” says that:
Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they’ve dubbed a “chaos cloud” that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars — and it’s headed directly toward Earth!
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“The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics,” announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA. “The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent.”
Don’t panic, though. The article says that you have until 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014, to prepare for the end of all life on earth.
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September 23rd, 2005 at 9:00 pm
Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m not too keen on the offerred alternative: High-tailing it onto a “space ark” and travelling 2.1 million miles to the Andromeda Galaxy. If NASA can’t keep little tiny bits of foam from falling off the shuttle, I hate to think what might fall off the space ark.